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"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

'Sometimes she's like a wave, sometimes she's like a particle.'

Schrodinger's earlier experiment...

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

Conference on the Control of Time and Space. Left to Right: Isaac Newton, Aristotle, HG Wells, Ptolemy,Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Galileo, Copernicus.

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Schrodinger's kittens

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

The nuclear physicist's duck.

The Yearly News

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

Quantum Mechanics Mechanics working on Atoms

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

River Source

"What if we could see five dimensions?"