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"O.K. Where is he?"

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"Too desperate?"

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

Love

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

"Legs up to here!"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"While you're at it, could you give him some pizzazz?"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'