Relationship Conundrum Enthusiast Gifts

"O.K. Where is he?"

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Hold on

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Growing Love

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

Love

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

What are you doing? You promised we'd watch it together!

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

"My wife - is she still staring at me?"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

It's obvious anniversaries are the lynchpin of the big oil conspiracy. What? Husbands forget them. Which leads to wives pummeling them. Which leads to men making sure they don't forget again. All you had to do was mark it in your calendar! What do you think pens are made of? Pummeling will now commence.

'If we had a bill of rights that got wronged, would it be right or wrong for a judge to right that wrong?'

"Too desperate?"

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"Legs up to here!"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'