Relationship Troubles Enthusiast Gifts

'It's another sympathy card. Our anniversary is next week.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

Bear Costume

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"Get me this...get me that...fluff my pillow...I don't feel well...if I wanted to listen to that all day, I wouldn't have left my husband!"

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'Great Therapy!'

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"We don't talk anymore."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Urns in love

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

Romantic Tree Carving

"I think I'm as patient as the next person, but my husband wouldn't stop saying 'yo,' so I shot him."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Growing Love

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"See how controlling he is?!"

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.