Dating Dilemmas Enthusiast Gifts

'Oh, I don't know -- Where do you want to go tonight?'

Life is for the birds.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

Biological Cuckoo clock

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Ostrich Bar

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Romantic Coffee Dates

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

Alligator Bars

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

I've been going on a lot of first dates lately, but nobody wants to go out with me for a second date on Valentine's Day. The architect made other plans and the banker has no interest in seeing me again. The pilot doesn't see our relationship getting off the ground and the teacher thinks one date was enough --- she said she learned her lesson. What about the dietitian? I thought you two had a great time. We did --- but she's looking for somebody higher up the food chain.

Are you honestly trying to play footsie with me? I never mix footsie with honesty.

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"We pointed, but we never clicked."

Cards Blind Dating Game

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."