Dating Dilemmas Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, I don't know -- Where do you want to go tonight?'

Life is for the birds.

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

Biological Cuckoo clock

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Romantic Coffee Dates

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Alligator Bars

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

"We pointed, but we never clicked."

Cards Blind Dating Game

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."