Dating Dilemma Enjoyer Pillows

Dating: 'A nose that lights up doesn't do it for me.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

"I feel I'm losing touch with the unrealistic view I have of him."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

Alligator Bars

Romantic Coffee Dates

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

"We pointed, but we never clicked."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'