Dating Dilemmas Appreciator Pillows

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You lack spontaniety."

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Ostrich Bar

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'Excellent napkin.'

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"Brad, if you can't say 'I love you' without using finger quotes, I'm outta here."

Couple in Grey

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

"I would gladly explain it to you, Allison. But, for your information, it's inexplicable."

"We pointed, but we never clicked."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'