Dating Scene Appreciator Pillows

'Hi. . . Um. . . Sorry, I thought you were someone else.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"She's just being Koi."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"I just love a nice knight out."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"You lack spontaniety."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

Ostrich Bar

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Alligator Bars

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

Couple in Grey

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."