Dating Scene Pillows

'Hi -- my name is Dave...', 'Whoa! -- this is moving WAY too fast for me!'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"She's just being Koi."

"I just love a nice knight out."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Updated fairy tales - "Cinderella." Dating Service. It's not often we get a client looking for a specific shoe size.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Tasty.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

Alligator Bars

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

"I need a man who will commit."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Huge fan."

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

He's Tasty!

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Dorothy and the singles bar

Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'

Carol sensed some negative vibes from her date when he pulled out a laptop and began perusing other women's profiles.

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

I want to thank you for coming back to my place to see my etchings, Elaine, but I have a confession to make. I don't really have any etchings. I have an Etch-a-Sketch. !

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

Chick Magnet

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'