Dating Scene Prints

'Hi -- my name is Dave...', 'Whoa! -- this is moving WAY too fast for me!'

'Complements of the big smelly gentleman.'

"She's just being Koi."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"I just love a nice knight out."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

Tasty.

"Don't wait too long for Mr. Right or you'll end up with Mr. What's left!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Alligator Bars

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

"Hi!- standards need lowering?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"I need a man who will commit."

"So, tell me, how many guys have you slept with?"

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

He's Tasty!

"Huge fan."

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

'You were wrong, Bob, that wasn't her come-hither look!'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

'Nah! He's not my type.'

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

'Yes, I need to move: I'm starting to have a reputation on the bachelor scene here...'

Chick Magnet

Dorothy and the singles bar

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

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Northern chat up lines: 'You don't sweat much for a fat lass'