Dating Dilemma Debaters Pillows

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'Darling, wake up, I've just realised ... we're not HD ready.'

"I just want to know if I'm healthy enough for bacon?"

"Will you be passing a mailbox?"

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'It's silly to jump at the first man who comes along.'

"I was being myself like you advised. That's when she dumped me!"

"The Court finds itself on the horns of a dilemma. On the one hand, wiretap evidence is inadmissible, and on the other hand I'm dying to hear it."

"Uh-oh this is going to be a tough one."

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

Weddings...

I always strike out on blind dates

Cops at domestic scene with the Hickenloopers.

'I'd offer you a ride home, but my car's only a one-seater.'

"It will be nice to get out, have a few bitter generalizations, and come home."

"Dating is hard when you feel like people only like you for your legs."

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

'So now I've got a dollar burning a hole in my pocket...'

"Where you want to hunt and gather tonight?"

"No, I can't come out tonight, Darren. I'm washing my hair."

"Take you for granted? Jerome, I’ve always thought of you as my No. 1 backup date."

'Bring my daughter back at 11 sharp or...'

"I swear, the only decent men around here are either married...or gay...or they're one of my ex-husbands!"

"Where did you get those big brown eyes and that tiny mind

"You know I'm pre-loved."

'You could afford to loose a few kilos!' 'I'm broke!'