Pyramid Pilgrims Mugs

Sparkling Water

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

Workaholic goes to Pisa

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Lourdes - wheelchairs left behind.

Carbon Dating Agency

Sand Pyramids

"The gods really love tight buns."

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Playing Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Pyramid Garden

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

Pyramid Graffiti

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

'Amazing what a little teamwork can accomplish.'

I knew we didn't have enough blocks for this thing.'

"We need to think outside the pyramid."

'He's right y'know-it IS upside down!'