Pyramid Devotee Mugs

"Hoo, boy! Heads are gonna roll over this."

Sparkling Water

"Darn autocorrect!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

Various Birds of Pray.

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Mummy Tourists

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

Playing Pyramids

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

Sand Pyramids

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

Give Thanks.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

Pyramid Graffiti

"I think it would look better over there!"

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"