Pyramid Devotee Pillows

"Hoo, boy! Heads are gonna roll over this."

Sparkling Water

"Darn autocorrect!"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

Various Birds of Pray.

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Mummy Tourists

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'So what if she only brew a few cases a year. We can still do business.'

"Those knuckleheads!"

Sand Pyramids

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Playing Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

Give Thanks.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

'Don't you have any maps of undiscovered secrets of ancient temples?'

"OK, who's the joker?"

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

"I think it would look better over there!"