Pyramid Pilgrim Pillows

Sparkling Water

Tourists in Egypt

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Newspaper

"The gods really love tight buns."

Carbon Dating Agency

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Computer literate Monk

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

Egyptian cemetery.

Pyramids

Crawler lane for workers building the pyramids.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

'Let's run the steps later.'

Techno Geeks.

"Hoo, boy! Heads are gonna roll over this."