National Park Pilgrim Pillows

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

John Bunyan

Sparkling Water

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Mount Rushmore.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Giant pine cone crushes car.

Do not Feed The Bears -I Am Not A Bear.

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Newspaper

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

Sequoia National Park - Caution! Beware!

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

"There she is! The Holy Bubbha!"

'Welcome to Lourdes'

'Our health plan is one free trip to Lourdes.'

Caution: Do Not Feed the ....

Lourdes Miracles.

Welcome signs 'Grand Canyon, please mind the step'

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

Techno Geeks.