Pack Pilgrim Pillows

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Welcome to the Team

Sparkling Water

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Well, there goes your theory of him thinking of you as his pack leader."

Newspaper

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Computer literate Monk

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

A friar

'That's the last time I trust you to train the dog!'

'I don't have the nose for hunting, but I love to run with the pack.'

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

Meet the Author Online.

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

'Welcome to Lourdes'

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

Do you think computer games are as good as real life? Virtually.

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?'

Techno Geeks.

Saint Peter at the gates looking through a book entitled 'User Name'.

"I'll be here on your way back."