Pyramid Peak Climber Pillows

"The gods really love tight buns."

Sparkling Water

Stairlift around cliff face.

Tourists in Egypt

Economy

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

The Path

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Bad times to sneeze

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"I like to stay on top of things."

Danger: Falling animals

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Mummy Tourists

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Pyramid UFO...

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Museum.

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Survival kit

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'