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"The gods really love tight buns."

Sparkling Water

Stairlift around cliff face.

Tourists in Egypt

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Economy

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

The Path

Bad times to sneeze

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Danger: Falling animals

"I like to stay on top of things."

"I've learned one thing: when an avalanche begins, get into the cave."

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Survival kit

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Museum.

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

'Look! We have ants all the way up here.'

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.