Peak-seeking Pilgrim T-Shirts

"I reserve the right to refuse eternal wisdom to anyone."

Sparkling Water

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Mount Everest.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"But am I happy? Very."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

A friar

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Mountain climber reaches summit and finds sign which reads: No ball games.

"I hate to break it to you guys, but it's kinda the same up here as it is down there."

Please use next mountain.

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.

"A Clif Bar wrapper? That's why you dragged me up here?!"

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

Mount Everest.

"Because we're jerks."

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

No U Turn.

Everest summit queue...

"You think I can be an assistant manager?"

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam