Pyramid Pilgrim Mugs

Sparkling Water

Tourists in Egypt

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Newspaper

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Carbon Dating Agency

Computer literate Monk

"The gods really love tight buns."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Egyptian Mummy Wrap

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

"Those knuckleheads!"

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

Egyptian cemetery.

Pyramids

Do you think computer games are as good as real life? Virtually.

Crawler lane for workers building the pyramids.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

PIGGERS ANONYMOUS ...'We have a new symbol to help define our dietary guidelines.'

'Let's run the steps later.'

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

"Hoo, boy! Heads are gonna roll over this."

Roman Catholics have launched a search for a Patron Saint of the Internet.

No Caption. (Ancient Egyptian mail carrier is seen delivering to pyramid shaped mailboxes in front of the pyramids of Giza.)