Pixel Pilgrim Mugs

Do you think computer games are as good as real life? Virtually.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Techno Geeks.

Rage.

Sparkling Water

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Newspaper

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Computer literate Monk

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

In this hot new video game, players battle to the death to reach the last copy of this hot new video game.

'Third Life'

Boy and PC

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

Where would you spend your honeymoon? Skyrim, no contest. First, my lady and I would climb the 1,000 snow-covered steps to the summit of the mountain overlooking High Hrothgar