Pixel Pilgrim Gifts

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

Techno Geeks.

Rage.

Sparkling Water

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Newspaper

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Computer literate Monk

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

STRIP Hambone: Computer games in the office

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

"You're not going to believe this, but some of them are making computer games of their OWN!"

'Third Life'

"He's in training for the 'E' Olympics."

Boy and PC

'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

'Dude, according to the strategy guide, you shouldn't defeact Gixaglime and open the gate to Axesworld, or else! I wonder what they mean by or else?'

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"This new augmented reality software means you can live a rich and fulfilling life without having to go outside."

Computer Game Director.