Paper Pilgrim Mugs

Newspaper

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Sparkling Water

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Stacked In Tray

"I'll assume, then, my remarks have hit a responsive chord?"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Computer literate Monk

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Meet the Author Online.

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

The Blessing of the Pasta at Trattoria Del Vaticano

Surrounded by books.

Will this one count my blessings and display them one by one?

'You didn't EITHER just friend the Pope!'

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?'

'There's never anything new in the papers.' - 'It's the same thing happening to different people.'

Techno Geeks.

Taxman sits near work boxes: In/ In trouble.

Saint Peter at the gates looking through a book entitled 'User Name'.