Page-turner Pilgrim Mugs

"Be careful with your third wish. Another book you might already have read would be a bummer."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Sparkling Water

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Newspaper

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

"I love it....but lose the bodies"

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

A friar

Man completely bandaged leaves an eye uncovered so he can read.

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

'I always keep him on a leash when I take him for a walk...'

Man on the way to Stratford - 'Shakespeare's Town'

"Have you tried turning it off and then on again?"

Thanksgiving Eve - Turkey Tractor Beam

Meet the Author Online.

"I reserve the right to refuse eternal wisdom to anyone."

'Welcome to Lourdes'

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

'They say it's a loophole in the law, sarge - we can't evict them because those things aren't tents, they're articles of clothing.'

City Travel: 'If I buy my medications in Acapulco, can I deduct the trip as a medical expense?'

Wheelchair Returns after Lourdes

"I'm counting to three, pilgrim."

"I'll be here on your way back."