Paintbrush Pilgrim Mugs

"You have indeed purchased an original Rembrandt. A Ralph Rembrandt."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

The Battle of the Pictures.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Newspaper

Painter's muse

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Man Painting Road.

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

Meet the Author Online.

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

The Police Artist.

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

The Bored Impressionist

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'

Artist and stumps

Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

Do you think computer games are as good as real life? Virtually.

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

Creative judging.

Artistic licence

Francisco Goya

Techno Geeks.