Paintbrush Pilgrim Pillows

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

The Battle of the Pictures.

Newspaper

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Painter's muse

Man Painting Road.

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

Artist Painting Modern Art.

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

The Police Artist.

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

Meet the Author Online.

'I'm an artistic genius, I bet no-one has ever painted a plain old bowl of fruit.'

The Bored Impressionist

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

Artist and stumps

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'

Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.

Artistic licence

Creative judging.

Paintings, paintings critiqued.

Francisco Goya

Techno Geeks.