Paintbrush Paladin Mugs

Artistic licence

Soldier armed with a pen.

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Two men having a sword fight with large pen and pencil.'

'I have never seen a resume prepared in pastels and oil paint. How long have you been unemployed?'

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

The Battle of the Pictures.

Painter's muse

"If you're annoyed by answering machines, press 1. . ."

Artist Painting Modern Art.

Paint fight art!

'But I've hardly got any brushes!'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Well it's a lovely piece passed down to you by your father. How did he acquire it?"

The Police Artist.

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

'I'm going to use it to write letters to keep our health benefits, son...we veterans have a new battle when we get back.'

The Bored Impressionist

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

'There ain't no intellectual messages in my work... I'm just too short to fill the whole bloody canvas!'

'Bad news from the Pope, Mona.'

Artist and stumps

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

'It's called, 'Paint a Picture, Buster, It'll Last Longer!''

Cop painting with 'NYPD Blue'

Art Studio: We do not accept "free exposure" payments.

"Welcome to the grant application process

Creative judging.

Paintings, paintings critiqued.

Golden Days for Artists

'You really do need new glasses!'