Pyramid Adventurer Mugs

Tourists in Egypt

"Guess who is saying 'No thanks I'm not thirsty.'"

Sparkling Water

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

Pyramid UFO...

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Museum.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists

Hippie Edibles Co.

"It's called being preemptive."

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Zero gravity and subzero gravity explained.

Playing Pyramids

Sand Pyramids

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"Those knuckleheads!"

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Carbon Dating Agency