Pyramid Adventurer Prints

Tourists in Egypt

"Guess who is saying 'No thanks I'm not thirsty.'"

Sparkling Water

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Museum.

Pyramid UFO...

Mummy Tourists

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"It's called being preemptive."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Hippie Edibles Co.

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'Mush, mush, mush.'

"Houston - we are landing in the crater now. . . on first viewing, this planet looks uninhabited. . ."

Carbon Dating Agency

Playing Pyramids

Sand Pyramids

"Thanks for the super pirate ship, Mum."

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."