Pool Adventurer Mugs

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Fish hunting for men.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Come out with your fins up!'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Swimming Prankster

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

'Distracting the fish.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Two sharks, one says to the other' There's a child in me just trying to get out...'