Pyramid Builders Mugs

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Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

Pyramid catflap...

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

IMHOtep

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Museum.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

Mummy Tourists

Pyramid UFO...

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

Sand Pyramids

'Roughly translated it says 'Can't remember the code to get into your pyramid? Call Pharaoh Locksmithing.'

Playing Pyramids

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Is this where I sign up for the cross fit class?"

Pyramid Graffiti

"NOW you call on the Vastu consultant?"

Egyptian Mummy Wrap