Scheme Enthusiast Gifts

Get-Rich-Quick Schemes.

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

' A good idea '

Burning the midnight oil.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Bright idea

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

'So what are you studying, young man?'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

Target your customer.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

Boom

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Six Thinking Hats

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Don't editorialize."

Elevator Pitch