Scheme Analyst Gifts

Celebrate the sharp mind of a scheme analyst with our range of humorous and insightful gifts. Perfect for those who love analyzing, strategizing, and cracking codes, our products add a touch of fun to their daily routine. Whether it's for a birthday or a job well done, find the ideal token that appreciates their analytical prowess and keen eye for detail. Brighten their day with a gift that acknowledges their unique skills and passion for unraveling complex schemes.

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"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me." mockup

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

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'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.' mockup

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

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The Anti-Agent

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The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options mockup

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

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"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down." mockup

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

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The Computer Bore

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"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?" mockup

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

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"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ." mockup

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

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'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!' mockup

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

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"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..." mockup

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

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"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week." mockup

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

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Light Bulb Moment

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"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.." mockup

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

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"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?" mockup

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

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"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows." mockup

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

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'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.' mockup

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

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"Morning, all!"

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"National security adviser"

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Lethal Presentation

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'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.' mockup

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

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Time Is Money

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HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops. mockup

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

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A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!' mockup

A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement." mockup

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

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'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!' mockup

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

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'We're living in a round hole economy.' mockup

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

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'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.' mockup

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

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"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

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