Scheme Enthusiast Pillows

Get-Rich-Quick Schemes.

"Let's beach ourselves and get a massage."

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

' A good idea '

Burning the midnight oil.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Bright idea

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'So what are you studying, young man?'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Target your customer.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Boom

Six Thinking Hats

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Don't editorialize."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"