Scheme Lovers Pillows

"I cased the joint, and it turns out they'll just give you money if you work thirty-five hours a week as a teller."

The Art Student.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I love fast break business success."

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Pea green

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"In the hat! In the hat!"

'I'm sick and tired of you and your 'get rich quick' schemes.'

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Quilt fanatic

Tiger

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

"I don't know man. It sounds a lot like a pyramid scheme to me."

Wallpaper Bouguet

"I've come up with all the right words for our new sales strategy, now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

"You should have purchased the extended warranty."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'You'r either having trouble hearing, or there's a boy you want to be closer to.'

Decorating a column.

'The CEO thinks we need to look at a 'rebranding' exercise if we're to get business moving.'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'So you say, 'Tom, how do I become filthy rich?' Why, that's easy. By scamming others the way I'm about to scam you.'

'Business is slow. Go and throw a few banana skins on the pavement.'

'Either road leads to Rome.'

"We thought we'd put in the details later."