Pyramid Appreciator Gifts

'I don;t see how that's going to work?'

Tourists in Egypt

"Darn autocorrect!"

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"I like to stay on top of things."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'At a guess I'd say it's one of the lesser Pharoahs.'

'It appears to be a kosher for Passover recipe.'

An Ant's nest in the form of a Pyramid

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

Museum.

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Pyramid UFO...

Mummy Tourists

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

Why the Egyptians stopped building the pyramids.

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'You know, I'm appreciating having long arms more and more as I get older,,,'

Playing Pyramids

Carbon Dating Agency

Sand Pyramids

"Those knuckleheads!"

'Look, I hope this isn't too much of a hassle... but I think I'd prefer a Pyramid now!'