Papyrus Appreciator T-Shirts

"Father, try writing on this papyrus. What you're doing is so ancient school."

Madonna of the Pukes.

Any time is cake o'clock

Trump! The Musical

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Extreme Bungy

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I think you might be overdoing the omega-3 oils George."

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

CS573351

"Can you write 'To Mandy - you're the best'?"

"Dear, will you sprint down to the store and get a box of wheat germ and a pint of yoghurt?"

Drunk Vampire

"Everyone loved working with Doctor Patel... Beer!"

Paving over the window-box