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'Unfortunately, your resume isn't worth the papyrus it's written on.'

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

"Writer's block?"

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"Hypochondriac's handbook. A little passion project I'm working on;, or, rather, I would be working on."

Jesus wept

95 Theses That Will Blow Your Mind!

"Nice job, but there in the middle, I think you spelled Akhenaten wrong."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Here is the one pager we all agreed on..."

Egyptians discussing hieroglyphic spelling.

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

Lost to antiquity.

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"I can't take another memoir."

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

The Nosy Cleaner

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

'Am I the only one who still enjoys the glide of a perfectly sharpened #2 on a fresh yellow legal pad?'

Monks form copier service.

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

"The Bible does not say that!... And if it does, it's taken out of context!... And if it isn't, it's just a metaphor!... And if it's not, it's not a big deal!... And if it is, then that's just how things were done back then!... And if... er... shut up

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'Not THE Rosetta Stone?'