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'We're gonna skip the theatrics today and get right into the Word ...'

"Meet the scribe"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Cleric with bible briefcase.

'Look, I never said salvation would be PRETTY!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

Ten Commandments

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

Christian and Born again Christian...

The First Printed Bible

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Noah's ark, many lions

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

'Well, there go all MY plans....'

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

"As a child of the pastor, did you stop and think that just because you can belch the books of the Bible, should you?"

'If you're omnipresent, why do I always have to climb way up here?'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

Meet the Author

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"We're in luck, not a word about retrospectivity."

Jerry Springer of biblical times.