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"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

24 Words for Melting Snow

'All that' - An episode of American History.

"It's a new word I created. I'm still working on a new definition for it."

Wordplay: Trash

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

The Family Joules: Part 21

"Bed Spread"

Eldrow

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Wordplay: Export.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."