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"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Singulars: spaghetto, broccolo, jacuzzo.

'All that' - An episode of American History.

"It's a new word I created. I'm still working on a new definition for it."

Wordplay: Trash

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Bed Spread"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Wordplay: Export.

"I found out why we study vocabulary. Last night, my mother told me to ruminate, and I spent three hours in my room."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'