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'I've been trying to think of a word for two weeks.'

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"

HELB!

"Is there another word for thesaurus?"

"Bed Spread"

Reading for Beginners

'The magian didn't have to grouch about the mucker's mafficking.'

Wordplay: Export.

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Wordplay: Liposuction

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Sugestshun Box: Spelling test.

'Despite her routh of ruth his attitude was rimy.'

"Cynthia, please disambiguate this suite of objectives, cherry-pick anything that's actionable and Nascar it through a dialed-back event horizon."

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Roget's thinking of what English book to read next.

A Puppet Named Juan

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Thru versus Through Traffic

I will study my speling words...

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

A Copy Editor and His Dog