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'Pedantic? He's the only person I know who insists on calling it a hippoPOTAMUS!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Bed Spread"

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Catalogue of little books.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Staff Yearbook

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Wordplay: Export.

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Do it write the first time.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

"They're home...the party's over!"

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Monster Self-Help

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."