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'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"I get it's funny that my name is Cliff, but whe you say 'ironic' you actually want us to use 'coincidental'."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

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"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Staff Yearbook

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Do it write the first time.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'