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Happy as a clam

Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !

'What about cursive?'

"I'll be glad when this speech balloon strike is over...!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

The Family Joules: Part 21

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Stick them up...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Now that we've invented language, let's talk about our relationship.

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

I think you'll find that I'm easily encouraged. For instance, the fact that the two exclamation points above your head are tempered by one question mark gives me great hope. !?!

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

'Do you always have to shout? Well? Do you? Huh?'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'That's not what I meant by 'IV'.'

'To them, capital punishment means making them use proper capitalization.'

'Give it to me straight, Doc... is it pronounceable?'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."