Lexicon Aficionado Gifts

'Pedantic? He's the only person I know who insists on calling it a hippoPOTAMUS!'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Bed Spread"

Eldrow

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"It lost a little something in translation."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Your vocabulary is enlarged."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

Catalogue of little books.

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Wordplay: Export.

Staff Yearbook

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Do it write the first time.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

Monster Self-Help

"They're home...the party's over!"

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"