Translation Aficionado Gifts

"Jacques, some of us don't care whether 'water' is masculine or feminine."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Staff Yearbook

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

'Do it write the first time.'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"They're home...the party's over!"

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

A Transformer for grownups

Proof Reading

Spellng Bee

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'I think I have aixelsyd.'

Scouse For Beginners

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"Well that answers that question!"

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

Exclamation Marks Chasing the Question Mark.

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."