Subtitles Aficionado Gifts

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"Bloody hell!"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Klimt Kiss Phones

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Bribes for Jabs

Kritik's Korner

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."