Subtitles Aficionado Gifts

"Let's stop pretending we understand the English setters and just turn on the subtitles."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Klimt Kiss Phones

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"